Thursday, January 22, 2015

Deflated Balls

We have a problem.
It's a problem we have to address now.

This is Tom Brady.Image result for tom brady
 He's a football player, one of the best ever probably. His team, the New England Patriots, has been accused of deflating footballs. Personally, I have no experience whatsoever with footballs, deflated or fully flated. But it must be a huge deal because it's all I see. Let's look at him for a moment.  


Okay, moment over, he's a good looking guy. He's lead his team to six super bowl appearances, and has won three.  He may or may not be a good person, but he's a football player and has done his job well.(by the way I think he's an ass, but that's beside the point, and he's probably never killed anyone).

Here's another guy. We call him Jihadi John.
I don't know if he's ever played American Football, probably not, but he has been filmed beheading innocent men. Here are a few more pictures of him.



Jihadi John is not a nice fellow, Jihadi John doesn't deal with deflated footballs. Jihadi John is a terrorist. He is a psychopathic murderer. He is an islamic extremist. 
He is a coward. He and his group have taken over a great portion of Syria and Iraq. They continue to kill in the name of Islam. But shhh, don't talk about it. 

This is the guy we should be talking about. This is what needs to be addressed. 
 But we have this